Summary
They're called Sweet Potato Queens, Steel Magnolias, Ya-Ya Sisters, and Southern Belles, but at heart they're just plain Grits-Girls Raised In The South! Now, the woman who turned this clever acronym into a symbol of Southern pride reveals the code behind the distinctive-and irresistible-style of the Southern woman. Equal parts sweet sincerity and sharp, sly humor, The Grits Guide to Lifeis chock-full of Southern charm: advice, true-life stories from honest-to-god "Grits," recipes, humor, quotable wisdom, and more. Readers will learn vital lessons, including: how to eat watermelon in a sundress; how to drink like a Southern lady (sip . . . a lot); and the real meaning of PMS (Precious Moody Southerner). From the co-author's true story of inheriting Elvis's grandmother's pearls, to tips on tending your magnolia tree, this charming book is destined to become a bible for the Southern girl-whether born and bred, expatriated, or adoptive-and her many admirers.
Author Biography
Deborah Ford is a lifelong Southerner and the founder of Grits(r) Inc., a multimillion-dollar merchandising company specializing in women's apparel. Her self-published book of Grits« sayings sold over 42,000 copies.
Edie Hand is a radio and television personality who served for twenty years on the national board of American Women in Radio & Television and is the author of five books.
Table of Contents
Acknowledgments |
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Foreword |
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Introduction |
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PART I: THE BASIC INGREDIENTS |
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Grits Are Magnolias: Our Strength of Character |
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Grits Are Iron Skillets: The Flavoring of the South |
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Grits Are Pearls: Southern Beauty, Natural and Cultured |
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19 | (10) |
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Saying Darlin' Like You Mean It: The Grits Guide to Speech |
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29 | (8) |
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Pretty Is as Pretty Does: The Grits Guide to Manners |
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37 | (12) |
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I Do Believe You Ate My Salad: The Grits Guide to Table Manners |
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49 | (14) |
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Thank the Lord for Answered Prayers: The Grits Guide to Getting Your Man |
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63 | (16) |
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PART III: SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY |
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Slow Cookin' and Cornbread: The Grits Guide to Southern Foods |
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79 | (12) |
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Southern Girls Don't Drink: The Grits Guide to Drinking |
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91 | (14) |
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Putting on the Grits: The Grits Guide to Entertaining |
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105 | (16) |
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Let Them Eat Cake: The Grits Guide to Weddings |
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121 | (16) |
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PART IV: STRICK'LY SOUTHERN |
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: The Grits Guide to Southern Humor |
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137 | (16) |
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Song of the South: The Grits Guide to Southern Music |
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153 | (14) |
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Lawd a' Mercy: The Grits Guide to Religion |
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167 | (14) |
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Southern Religion Part II: The Grits Guide to Sports |
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181 | (16) |
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Who're Your People?: The Grits Guide to Southerners |
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197 | (16) |
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The Ties That Bind (And Sometimes Strangle): The Grits Guide to Family |
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213 | (14) |
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Making Us Proud: The Grits Guide to Successful Southern Women |
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227 | (18) |
Conclusion: Friends Are Forevah |
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