Hilarious Roasts, Toasts & One-Liners The Ultimate Source for Speeches, Toasts, Parties or Anytime For Pure Fun,9781578661237

Hilarious Roasts, Toasts & One-Liners The Ultimate Source for Speeches, Toasts, Parties or Anytime For Pure Fun

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ISBN13: 9781578661237
ISBN10: 1578661234
Format: Hardcover
Publisher(s): Galahad
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Summary

Speakers, writers, and everyone who likes to laugh will grab this witty compilation of fast, funny remarks right off the shelf. The humorous collection, with amusing illustrations throughout, includes side-splitting quotes and comic observations from Bill Cosby, Rodney Dangerfield, Jerry Seinfeld, Groucho Marx, Lucille Ball, Mae West, Oscar Wilde, and many others. In addition to the roasts and toasts, there are one-liners perfect for easing a situation and charming an audience.

Table of Contents

Let the Roast Begin
7(11)
Irreverent Introductions
After a Bad Introduction
After a Good Introduction
The Guest of Honor's Family
The Guest of Honor
Our Guest of Honor
18(17)
Dislikes People
Refuses Advice
Is Opinionated
Is a Procrastinator
Is an Optimist
Is a Pessimist
Is Absent-Minded
Needs Some Manners
Could Have Been a Diplomat
Fellow Workers
35(12)
The Boss
A Coworker
A Hard Worker
Not a Hard Worker
A Talker
A Party Guy
On This Special Occasion
47(6)
25 Years with the Company
Promotion
Leaving the Company
Retirement
53(12)
Losing a Coworker
Around the House
Travel
Fishing
Golf
Gardening
Wedding Anniversary
65(8)
So Many Years Together
Forgetting Anniversaries
Anniversary Gifts
Marriage
73(8)
Wedding
Honeymoon
Marriage Lasts Forever
Birthday
81(5)
Getting Older
Old Age
New Baby
86(6)
Having a Baby
Parenting
Insults for All Occasions
92

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