The Little Giant® Book of School Jokes,9780806904696

The Little Giant® Book of School Jokes

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Edition: Miniature
ISBN13: 9780806904696
ISBN10: 0806904690
Format: Paperback
Pub. Date: 2000-12-31
Publisher(s): Sterling
List Price: $6.95

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Summary

Why didn't the school alarm go off on time? The answer is clear:It was a dumb bell. And, that's just the beginning, because this huge book has hundreds of side-splitting jokes, riddles, "Tom Swifties," daffynitions, and knock-knocks that make fun of everything about school. From tough teachers to cafeteria food, from homework to report cards, from assembly to gym class, it's all in here and all hilarious. Here are just a few to get the giggles started: Why did the chicken go to school? For eggstra credit. Mom, the teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Really, what was it? My homework. Books Never Written: After School by Dee Tension. Lots of comic drawings add to the fun. You and your friends will be clutching your sides with laughter for hours!

Author Biography

The author resides in Union City, NJ.

Table of Contents

Making the Grade
5(34)
Lack of Class
34(32)
Home Rumors
66(30)
Crazy Classmates
96(36)
History's Mysteries
132(30)
Jest Testing
162(36)
Teacher's Pests
198(28)
Square One
226(36)
Wise Quacks
262(24)
Little Things
286(26)
Quiet Down
312(38)
About the Author 350(2)
About the Illustrator 352(2)
Index 354

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