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More Hilarious Poems by the King of Giggle Poetry
Kids loved Lansky's first collection of funny original poems. Now he's back With a second serving of rip-roaring, side-splitting, rolling-on-the-floor poems that'll make you and your friends sn
If Pigs Could Fly
by Lansky, Bruce; Carpenter, StephenFormat: Hardcover
Pub. Date: 2000-09-01
Publisher(s): Running Press Adult
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Summary
Table of Contents
| Introduction | x | ||||
| CRAZY, MIXED-UP ME | |||||
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2 | (1) | |||
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3 | (1) | |||
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4 | (1) | |||
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5 | (1) | |||
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6 | (2) | |||
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8 | (2) | |||
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10 | (1) | |||
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11 | (1) | |||
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12 | (2) | |||
| SIBLING MADNESS | |||||
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14 | (1) | |||
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15 | (1) | |||
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16 | (1) | |||
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17 | (1) | |||
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18 | (1) | |||
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19 | (1) | |||
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20 | (2) | |||
| PARENTS AND OTHER GEEZERS | |||||
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22 | (1) | |||
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23 | (1) | |||
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24 | (1) | |||
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25 | (1) | |||
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26 | (1) | |||
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27 | (1) | |||
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28 | (2) | |||
| ANIMALS I HAVE KNOWN | |||||
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30 | (2) | |||
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32 | (1) | |||
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33 | (1) | |||
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34 | (2) | |||
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36 | (1) | |||
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37 | (1) | |||
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38 | (2) | |||
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40 | (2) | |||
| SCHOOL DAYS | |||||
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42 | (1) | |||
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43 | (1) | |||
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44 | (2) | |||
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46 | (1) | |||
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46 | (2) | |||
| LOVE AND OTHER DISEASES | |||||
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48 | (1) | |||
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49 | (1) | |||
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50 | (1) | |||
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50 | (2) | |||
| MY TWISTED IMAGINATION | |||||
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52 | (1) | |||
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53 | (1) | |||
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54 | (1) | |||
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55 | (1) | |||
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56 | (1) | |||
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56 | (1) | |||
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57 | (1) | |||
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58 | (1) | |||
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59 | (1) | |||
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60 | (2) | |||
| WHAT I'VE LEARNED ABOUT LIFE | |||||
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62 | (1) | |||
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63 | (1) | |||
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64 | (1) | |||
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64 | (1) | |||
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65 | (1) | |||
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66 | (2) | |||
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68 | (2) | |||
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70 | (1) | |||
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71 | (1) | |||
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72 | (1) | |||
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73 | (1) | |||
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74 | (1) | |||
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75 | (1) | |||
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76 | (2) | |||
| TIME FOR BED | |||||
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78 | (1) | |||
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79 | (1) | |||
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80 | (1) | |||
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81 | (1) | |||
| Index | 82 |
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