The third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the book has grown into an on-going grass roots classic as a staple gift for every Dad-to-be, passed knowingly from one generation of first-time papas to the next. With this light-hearted, month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wifethe main role of expectant dadshe'll handle all the important milestones and topics: what notto say during the three phases of lab∨ what to buy, how many and when; maintaining work-life balance; maintaining work-life-wife balance. New features include: The Minefield: The Wrong Gifts for Your Pregnant Wife Social Media Pregnancy Etiquette: Status Update! Eight Reasons Why Not to Pick Out Maternity Clothes Hi-Tech Toys: Can You Buy Them Yet? Why Watching Teen-Pregnancy Reality TV Does Not Replace Childbirth Class Vanishing Twin Syndrome The latest trends! Festive gender-reveal parties. (Really!) Updated Baby Name Guide, including twitter hash tags. Cloth Diapers: The Debate is Back! Home Ovulation Predictors When Piercings and Tattoos Are a Problem

A native of Ithaca, N.Y., Thomas Hill is a creative executive for Nick@Nite and TV Land. A veteran of Harvard, the United States Chess Federation, and fatherhood, Thomas has five children and lives with his family in Verplanck, N.Y.